Jai is in The Kitchen, as they say. Yeah, standing heat = in the kitchen.  I know I said this a month ago, but it turns out that I was wrong then.  I'm no dog biologist, I knew she was close by the calendar, but it turns out that Helsley's Cap pups are not indicators as much as Early Warning Detectors.

I'm talking about MULTIPLE Cap progeny worshipping at Jai's Lady Garden as early as one month ago.  She doesn't even lick it as much as they did.

But now it is Official.

Jai's wanton demeanor is like Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan, and Pat isn't EXACTLY like Samuel L. Jackson…but there are parallels with their questionable taste in parts

Pat is enjoying food falling to the floor only slightly less. It has taken a back seat to the driver that is his Dick.  Although his tongue still tells both where to go.

Scout has elevated her privlages from Hunkered Down Rage to Present and Accounted-For Disapproval.  If I didn't know better I'd say she was channeling Pat Roberts. Or a Mayan.

My life with dogs in a tiny house filled with heat has become like a shell game: Jai out, Pat in crate, Scout glowering; Jai in crate, Pat out, Scout glowering.

Seriously, it's going to be a long  7 – 10 days.